people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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