i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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