where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I wish you could order shots online.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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