Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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