I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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