i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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