Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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