please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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