ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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