If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
