We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
