Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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