I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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