This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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