I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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