we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I still have a little drunk in my system
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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