Your tits are I can't wait for
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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