we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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