they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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