i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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