Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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