I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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