people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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