i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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