so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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