So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
