Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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