If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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