And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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