it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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