those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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