i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Randomize
