Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Can I color on your dick again?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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