a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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