First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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