Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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