I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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