can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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