Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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