Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
you have to choose: penises or morals?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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