When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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