i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
This is classic penis vs brain.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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