i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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