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just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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