So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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