ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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