So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
