his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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