Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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