I must be too annoying 4 u.
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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