if only i could text you this smell
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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