yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
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