And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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