I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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