rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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