i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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