I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
