Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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