Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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