Hey man sorry I got all grabby
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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