As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
operation have a gay friend backfired
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Randomize
