is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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